Here's the plot:
Some Redwallers look for the University of Minnesota to find an overdue library book. But they find out that there is no such thing as the University of Minnesota so they go on a crazy road trip all the way back to the abbey. Along they way, they meet the SCRIBES, Martin, Martin's long lost triplet, an out of work actor, a musician, baby Rollo, Chugger, Gonflet, Dumble, a mime, a Puppetmaster, a magician who dreams of going to Las Vegas, a man with three brains, and a magic hobo.
Note: There will be no bad language and everything is appropriate.
Note: Characters might be removed.
"Yep, yep, singa singa song 'f Rollo."-Baby Rollo
"So much time so little to do. Wait, strike that. Reverse it."-Willy Wonka
"Seeker flounder inner stones ahoy, ahoy."-Baby Rollo
"I 'member 'timeo."-Baby Rollo
"Pore 'timeo gone'd. Aaaaah."-Baby Rollo
"You know your stressed when you can't hear mimes."-anonymous
"Shin: a device for detecting furniture in the dark."-anonymous
"Is the problem ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care."-anonymous
"Why are wrong numbers never busy?"-anonymous
"Why do they report power outages on t.v."-anonymous
"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."-anonymous.
"Here's a lockpick. It might be useful if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you."-Barry from Resident Evil
"I am going deeper into your mind. into your soul. You like Castlevania, don't you."-Psycho Mantis in Metal Gear Solid
"Shhhhh, 'stracting."-Baby Rollo


