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Blue Man Group will also be joining the road trip as well as Willy Wonka, Charlie Bucket, and the Chocolate Factory. And Three Guys named Jose.

Here's what I've written so far:

Redwall Road Trip

        “Matthias, there’s a message for you,” said sister Alice. She gave him a letter from
the University of Minnesota.
        “Why did the University of Minnesota send me a post card?” Matthias asked
himself. He tore open the envelope and read it.

Dear Matthias,
        It seems that you left a library book in our fine institute. It is already 10 months
over due and you have a late fee of 100 dollars. If you do arrive in the University of
Minnesota by Friday evening, we are forced to give it to charity. Hope you get here in
time.

Best Wishes,


Walter F. Johanson
       
Walter F. Johanson
Dean of the University of Minnesota

        “I have a feeling that this will lead to a wild and crazy adventure,” he muttered.
        “You got that right, Matthias,” Sister Alice agreed, “It’s already Tuesday. If you
hurry up, you can get to the University of Minnesota by Friday.”
        “I better get the car.”
        Matthias went into the abbey parking lot to get one of his cars. He owns five very
expensive cars, but he decided to choose his Delorian.
        “Wait! I forgot to tell my family and the abbey,” he said as he slapped his
forehead. Matthias raced up the stairs and went into his room.

That's what I have so far. And that's not even chapter one. Next time on Rewall Road Trip: Matthias tells his family the news.

Redwall Road Trip Continued:

“Are oo sure dat dis will work,” asked Gonflet. Gonflet was pointing to a bag full of
habits.
        “A course,” said Rollo, “we just stay in da suitcase until Maffias is far away from
da abbey.”       
        “But what will we do until then?” asked Trey, “how will we get out.”
        “Don’t oo worry,” said Rollo, “Maffias will ‘ear us when usn’s screams. Huwwy
up, Maffias is going out.”
        The dibbuns hid in the suit case just as Matthias stepped out of the abbey.
        “Good bye Father Abbot,” Matthias said as he walked away from the abbey.
Matthias picked up the suitcase with the dibbuns and put it in the Delorian’s trunk.
        “Wait! I forgot my sword,” he remembered. Matthias rushed back into the abbey
to his sword from the gate house. He went out a few minutes later carrying the sword of
Martin the Warrior.
        “Can’t be too careful when I’m going somewhere,” Matthias told himself. He
walked up to the Delorian and unlocked the door. The Delorian’s doors went up and
Matthias bumped his head on them.
        “Smurfin’ smurf. Smurf smurf smurf smurf,” Matthias muttered.
        “What does smurf mean?” asked Dumble.       
        “Is a vewy vewy naughty word,” Chugger explained, “Badgermum gave me a cold
bath when I said it. Now Maffias gets a cold bath.”
        The dibbuns laughed at the thought of Matthias getting reprimanded by Constance.
The dibbuns stopped laughing when the suitcase started vibrating. Matthias was starting
the car.       
        “Is dat an earfcake?” asked Trey.
        “No, Maffias is starting da car,” Gonflet told him, “now we wait ‘till Maffias is far
away from da abbey.”
       
       
       
       

Here's the next episode of Redwall Road trip:

Two hours later, Matthias stopped at a McDonald’s. It was 12 o’ clock and he was
hungry. He was going to order some French fries because that’s one of the only things in
the menu that’s not made out of meat. As he stepped out of the car, he heard screaming
coming from the trunk of his Delorian. He opened the trunk and saw that his suitcase was
moving.
        “Oh my gosh my suitcase is possessed!” Matthias yelled. His eyes were wide in
shock as he stared at the suitcase.
        “Help me!” The suitcase yelled.
        “Who are you?” Matthias asked, “what are you doing in my suitcase?”
        “We be dibbuns,” the suitcase answered. Matthias realized that they were the
dibbuns who wanted to come with him. He opened the suitcase and let them out.
        “Fank you,” said Trey, “I fought dat I was gorra get ‘fusticated.” The other
dibbuns agreed.
        “That should teach you naughty dibbuns a lesson,” Matthias said as he waved a
finger at those dibbuns.
        “We vewy vewy sowwy,” said Chugger.
        “We norra gonna do it again,” Gonflet chimed in.
        “Well...” Matthias said, “okay. Come on, let’s go to McDonald’s” The dibbuns
cheered when Matthias told them this. They all asked for Happy Meals and Ice Cream
and chicken nuggets.
        “I’m sorry, but you can’t eat meat,” Matthias reminded them, “but you can eat
fish,” The dibbuns all made gagging noises. They said that McDonald’s fish tastes like
warm nettle broth.
        “How about french fries and Ice Cream?” Matthias asked, “and I’ll get you each a
toy.”
        “Okay,” the dibbuns replied. When they went inside, the dibbuns were playing in
the playground and ball pit. Matthias stood in line and watched the dibbuns as he waited.
A few minutes later, Matthias’s turn came up.
        “Hello, welcome to McDonald’s,” the cashier greeted, “May I take your order?”
        “I would like six super-sized fries, six sprites, and six vanilla ice creams please.”
        “Thank you,” the cashier said, “that will be $18.23.” Matthias reached for his
wallet and took out a twenty. The cashier gave him the change and Matthias waited for
the food.
        Meanwhile, the dibbuns were waging a war inside the ball pits. It was them: Rollo,
Gonflet, Chugger, Dumble, and Trey against five other dibbuns. They were hurling plastic
balls at each other. Everyone was running away from the play place as balls ricocheted off
the walls. Rollo, Dumble, and Trey were attacking the five other dibbuns in the ball pit
while Chugger and Gonflet sniped from platforms. The battle raged on for another ten
minutes until the five other dibbuns surrendered. All of the dibbuns shook hands and went
back to their tables.

Thanks Cornflower! Don't worry, the story will continue.

Sorry for the long delay folks. No, it's not a new chapter. I just came to inform the people who actually read this that the new chapter will probably be here sometime this week. Thank you.

I'll probably going to post the next chapter tonight. I haven't written it yet. I'm not making a guarantee, though.